Mails I get in my dreams

“Dear Matteo,

Do you really expect me to get back to you when you can’t even show up on time, twice? And when you do show up, it’s dressed like a British explorer, just add a pith helmet and tad-dah! There you go. Besides, I’m waaay out of your league. Why did I even bother posting that ad? God knows. I should’ve expected this.

xoxo,
The cute AND smart Japanese girl from Craigslist you won’t ever see again”

That didn’t go down too well.

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